sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"


(Source: the-more-u-know)

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.
John Mayer (via observando)
every porn ever
  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

40514294s asked:
friendly reminder to any anons with big ideas that the amazing atheist has admitted to being a pedophile and wants the age of consent lowered to 13. his own words were that he has "violent pedophile fantasies." i hope there's enough pressure on him to put a roman candle in his ass and light it that he actually does it, for validation

wifigirl2080:

princess-passion-flower:

plasmalogical:

40514294s:

stijnen:

just to reiterate i hope the amazing atheist dies

lets see the amazing atheist put in the ground by the end of the year

pedophiles arent actually worthy of living

Set him on fire and throw grease on him someone pls do this we won’t say shit



alexander-burton:

Here are some phone pics of my sleeping arrangement for the past few days (living outdoors is the best)

LOOK AT THE CAT
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)